“I’ll just do anything for approval. I would have been a Nazi.”
Game Over 7.09x
“Usually everyone around here makes me feel like Hitler. But today I feel like Hitler in Germany.”
College 5.08
“Have you ever updated your Flash player? It is so sad. What happens to version 11.4?”
“Oh, what now?”
“I’m taking hormone shots to have a baby you son of a bitch! A beautiful little baby! Hahahaha! Being a woman is the worst!”
Well, one of my New Year’s resolutions is to say “yes”. Yes to love, yes to life. Yes to staying in more!
And so I’m offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two,
Although it’s been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you
but a tiny little part of me that I hate want to be a princess
