HM THEMES

1.01 Pilot 7.13 Last Lunch

How they’ve grown throughout the years.

I’m going out for cigarettes now. And I’ll be home in 15 minutes.

I will never forget you
I’ll always be glad I met you
These were the best days of my flurm

"Time for an ASS Attack."
- Jack Donaghy
"I’m gonna crush this problem, with my ASS."
- Jack Donaghy

“Have you ever updated your Flash player? It is so sad. What happens to version 11.4?”
“Oh, what now?”
“I’m taking hormone shots to have a baby you son of a bitch! A beautiful little baby! Hahahaha! Being a woman is the worst!”

And so I’m offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two,
Although it’s been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you

but a tiny little part of me that I hate want to be a princess

Florida, the penis of America! Now, like every penis, Florida is very complicated.