Good Lord, Lemon. You just locked your mouth and then swallowed the key. It makes no earthly sense.

Turns out he was actually born in Kenya.

Let’s take this mother down.

We have, of course, pleasured one another.

me + you = :(

Uh… you know what I like after too much curry? A warm glass of milk and some John Phillip Sousa marches.

Liz: A businesswoman.
Jack: I don’t think that’s a word.

- I am not even angry anymore!
- Nor am I!

30 Rock minimalist